Groundhog Day quotes

97 total quotes

Larry
Multiple Characters
Ned Ryerson
Phil Connors
Rita

View Quote This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather. This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.

View Quote No matter what happens tomorrow or for the rest of my life, I'm happy now.

View Quote Hallway man: Do you think it's going to be an early spring?
Phil: I'm predicting March 21st.

View Quote Come on, all the long distance lines are down? What about satellite? Is it snowing in space? Don't you keep open a line for emergencies or for celebrities? I'm both. I'm a celebrity in an emergency.

View Quote Rita: Phil! Where have you been?
Phil: It was horrible. A giant leech got me.

View Quote Phil: It's the same things your whole life. "Clean up your room!", "Stand up straight!", "Pick up your feet!", "Take it like a man!", "Be nice to your sister!", "Don't mix beer and wine, ever!". Oh yeah — "Don't drive on the railroad tracks!"
Gus: Eh, Phil... That's one I happen to agree with.

View Quote I told you, call me Bronco.

View Quote Gus: Hey Phil, if we wanted to hit mailboxes we could let Ralph drive.

View Quote I like to say a prayer and drink to world peace.

View Quote The wretch, concentered all in self; living shall forfeit fair renown, and doubly dying shall go down, to the vile depths from whence he sprung, unwept, unhonored, and unsung.

View Quote E.R. nurse: Sometimes people just die.
Phil: Not today.

View Quote People like blood sausage, too. People are morons.

View Quote Phil: [driving on train tracks] I'm not going to live by their rules any more.
Ralph: I noticed that.
Phil: You make choices and you live with them.

View Quote Gus: Friends don't let friends drive.

View Quote Gus: Phil, like the groundhog Phil?
Phil: Yeah, like the groundhog Phil.
Gus: Look out for your shadow there buddy.
Phil: Morons, your bus is leaving.