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Groundhog Day

Groundhog Day quotes

97 total quotes

Multiple Characters
Ned Ryerson
Phil Connors

View Quote Rita: Don't you worry about cholesterol?
Phil: I don't worry about anything.
View Quote Rita: Have you ever had d?jà vu?
Phil: Didn't you just ask me that?
View Quote Rita: I like to see a man of advancing years throwing caution to the wind. It's inspiring in a way.
Phil: My years are not advancing as fast as you might think.
View Quote Rita: I thought you hated this town.
Phil: No, it's beginning to grow on me.
View Quote Rita: I'm sorry? What was that again?
Phil: I'm a god.
Rita: You're God.
Phil: I'm a god — I'm not the God, I don't think.
Rita: Because you survived a car wreck?
Phil: I didn't just survive a wreck; I wasn't just blown up yesterday. I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted and burned.
Rita: Oh really?
Phil: [nods] Every morning I wake up without a scratch on me, not a dent in the fender: I am an immortal.
Rita: Why are you telling me this?
Phil: Because I want you to believe in me.
Rita: You're not a god. You can take my word for it; this is 12 years of Catholic school talkin'.
View Quote Rita: It is a really wonderful room.
Phil: It is now.
View Quote Rita: Phil! Where have you been?
Phil: It was horrible. A giant leech got me.
View Quote Rita: These sticky buns are just Heaven.
Doris: [looking at Phil] Aren't they?
View Quote Rita: Why would anybody steal a groundhog?
Larry: I can think of a couple of reasons. Pervert.
View Quote Rita: Would you like to come to dinner with Larry and me?
Phil: No thank you. I've seen Larry eat.
View Quote Rita: You can't plan a day like today.
Phil: Well you can, it just takes a lot of work.
View Quote [Phil drives a truck off a cliff] He might be ok. [explosion] Well, no, probably not now.
View Quote [playing chicken with an oncoming train] I'm betting he's going to swerve first.
View Quote [to Ned] Let's not spoil it.
View Quote [to Phil] Hey, no, no no no. Nobody honks this horn but me. Okay pal.