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Kowalski: Houston, I have a bad feeling about this mission.
Mission Control: Please expand.
Kowalski: Okay, let me tell you a story. It was '96, I'd been up here 42 days. Every time I passed over Texas, I'd look down, knowing that Mrs. Kowalski, was looking up, thinking of me. Six weeks I'm blowing kisses to that woman. Then we land at Edwards and I find out she's run off with some lawyer, so I packed my car and I headed to...
Mission Control: Tijuana. You've told this story, Kowalski. As Houston recalls, she took off in your '74 GTO. Engineering requests a fuel status on the jetpack prototype.
Kowalski: Five hours off the reservation, and I show 30% drain. My compliments to Engineering. Except for a slight malfunction in the nulling of the roll axis, this jetpack is one prime piece of thrust.
Mission Control: Engineering says thank you.
Kowalski: Tell them I still prefer my '67 Corvette, though. Speaking of which, did I ever tell you...
Mission Control: We know the Corvette story, Matt.
Kowalski: Even Engineering?
Mission Control: Especially Engineering. We're going to miss you, Matt.
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