You're a pisser, you're really funny. You're really funny.
What do you mean I'm funny?
It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy. [laughs]
what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
[it becomes quiet]
Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Just, ya know, you're funny.
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little **** up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Just., you know, how you tell the story, what?
No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the **** am I funny, what the **** is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
[long pause]
Get the **** out of here, Tommy!
[everyone laughs]
Ya mother****er! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick, ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.
****in' Drop-along Cassidy.
Spider Why don't you go **** yourself, Tommy?
[everyone laughs]
Whoa! I don't believe what I'm hearing. Check out the balls on this kid. Hey Spider, this is for you. [tosses money on the table] That's the way. You don't take no shit from nobody. Tommy, you gonna let him get away with that? What's the matter with you? What's the world comin' to?
[Tommy pulls out a gun and shoots Spider]
That's what the **** world is comin' to.
What is the matter with you, huh? What is the **** matter with you?! What are you, a **** sick maniac or something?! Tommy, I'm kidding with you.
Kidding? How am I meant to know you're kidding? You're breaking my **** balls.
I'm **** kidding with you, you **** shoot the guy?
I'm a good shot, what do you want from me? I'm a good shot.
Anthony How could you miss at this distance?
You dumb bastard, I can't **** believe you. You're gonna dig the hole.
Fine, I'll dig the **** hole. I don't give a ****. What, is this the first hole I ever dug? Where are the shovels?
[to Spider, whom he shot in the foot earlier]
Hey, Spider, that bandage on your foot is bigger than your **** head. Next thing you know he's gonna have one of these **** walkers. But you can still dance. Give us a couple of **** steps, Spider. You **** bullshitter, you. Tell the truth. You're looking for sympathy, is that it, sweetie?
Spider Why don't you go **** yourself, Tommy?
[Everyone, but Tommy, laughs]
I didn't hear right. I can't believe what I heard. [giving Spider cash] This is for you. Attaboy! I got respect for this kid, he's got a lot of **** balls. Good for you! Don't take no shit off nobody! A guy shoots him in the foot, he tells him to go **** himself. Tommy, you gonna let him get away with that? You gonna let this **** punk get away with that? What's the matter with you? What's the world coming to?!
[Tommy suddenly draws his gun and shoots Spider six times]
That's what the **** world's coming to, how do ya like that? How's that, all right?
What's the matter with you?! What is the **** matter with you?! What, are you stupid or what?! I was kidding with you. You a **** sick maniac?
I don't know if you're kidding! What do you mean, you're kidding? You breaking my **** balls?!
I'm **** kidding with you, you **** shoot the guy?!
[inspecting Spider on the floor]
He's dead.
[after a brief silence]
I'm a good shot, what do you want from me?
Anthony How could you miss at this distance?
You got a problem with what I did, Anthony? **** rat, anyway. His whole family's all rats, he'd have grown up to be a rat.
Stupid bastard, I can't **** believe you. Now, you're gonna dig the **** thing now. You're gonna dig the hole. You gonna do it. I got no **** lime, you gonna do it.
Who the **** cares? I'll dig the **** hole, I don't give a ****. What is it, the first hole I ever dug? Not the first time I dug a hole, I'll dig the **** hole. Where are the shovels?
