Do they seem a little weird to you?
Yeah. Almost as weird as you eating a napkin for dessert.
Good Luck Charlie, It's Christmas! quotes
For the last time, no!
PJ [walking behind]
She thinks that's going to be the last time.
So I'm old enough to take care of Charlie but not myself? Mom, that doesn't make any sense!
Sweetheart, I'm your mother, I never make sense.
Bob Uh, kids, very important.
PJ Well, what?
Bob The... thing that your mom said.
Gabe Grandpa's lost his mind.
Bob Well, it's one more thing he and Grandma have in common.
Gabe Grandpa, how'd you get an antique like this?
Grandpa
I bought it new.
Small Town Cop
Just let it go, ma'am.
Oh, for the last time, I didn't hit anybody.
Small Town Cop
Yeah, I know. You were just gesturing for emphasis.
[doing a selfie video]
Guess what, Charlie? We're one day away from going on your first trip on an airplane, and celebrating our first Christmas at Grandma and Grandpa's new condo in Palm Springs! You're going to have so much fun.
No, anything breakable has to be at least three feet off the ground.
Charlie Uh-oh.
[broken vase at her little feet]
Make that four. I gotta go. Charlie! Get back in here! No, no, no, stay away, there's shards everywhere! Are you eating a cookie in the living room? You get back here! And stay away!
Look, I bought magazines at the bus station.
Yeah, I'm not really up for reading right now.
Oh, don't worry, these are fashion magazines. They don't require any reading at all!