This animal is much too big to be some kind of lost dinosaur.

Well, don't tell me what it isn't. Tell me what the hell it is.

Well, what do we know? It was first sighted off of the French Polynesian Pacific, right? That area has been exposed to dozens of nuclear tests over the past 30 years.

Uh-huh. Hence the radiation.

No. More than that, I believe that this is a mutated apparition - a hybrid, caused by the fallout on these islands.

Uh-huh. Like your earthworms?

Yes, yes. We're looking at a completely incipient creature. The dawn of a new species. The first of its kind.