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Glengarry Glen Ross

Glengarry Glen Ross quotes

49 total quotes

Dave Moss
John Williamson
Ricky Roma
Shelley Levene

Coffee is for Closers!

**** the machine? **** the machine? **** THE MACHINE!

**** you Dave, you know you got a big mouth. You make a close, the whole place stinks of your farts for a week. The amount you just ingested. Oh what a big man you are! "Hey, let me buy you a pack of gum - I'll show you how to chew it," ooh. Your pal closes and all that comes out of your mouth is bile. How ****ed up you are!

Has this **** ever been on a sit?

Know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes BRASS BALLS to sell real estate.

No, I don't think so, Shel.

No, I think I don't want your money. I think you ****ed up my office. And I think you're going away.

Oh **** you. **** the lot of you. **** you all!

Or, I'm tellin' ya, I'm in bed the next day, she brings me cafe au lait, gives me a cigarette. My balls feel like concrete.

Strategy? Strategy?!?

That guy's a ****in' asshole. Anybody who talks to that asshole is a ****in' asshole.

That's ****ed. That's ****ed. You don't look at the ****ing percentage. You look at the gross.

These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads, and to you they're gold but you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you would be like throwing them away. They're for closers.

They just like talking to salesmen.

They say that it was so hot in downtown today, grown men were walking up to cops on street corners begging them to shoot.