Glengarry Glen Ross quotes

49 total quotes

Blake
Dave Moss
John Williamson
Ricky Roma
Shelley Levene

View Quote Coffee is for Closers!

View Quote **** the machine? **** the machine? **** THE MACHINE!

View Quote **** you Dave, you know you got a big mouth. You make a close, the whole place stinks of your farts for a week. The amount you just ingested. Oh what a big man you are! "Hey, let me buy you a pack of gum - I'll show you how to chew it," ooh. Your pal closes and all that comes out of your mouth is bile. How ****ed up you are!

View Quote Has this **** ever been on a sit?

View Quote Know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes BRASS BALLS to sell real estate.

View Quote No, I don't think so, Shel.

View Quote No, I think I don't want your money. I think you ****ed up my office. And I think you're going away.

View Quote Oh **** you. **** the lot of you. **** you all!

View Quote Or, I'm tellin' ya, I'm in bed the next day, she brings me cafe au lait, gives me a cigarette. My balls feel like concrete.

View Quote Strategy? Strategy?!?

View Quote That guy's a ****in' asshole. Anybody who talks to that asshole is a ****in' asshole.

View Quote That's ****ed. That's ****ed. You don't look at the ****ing percentage. You look at the gross.

View Quote These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads, and to you they're gold but you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you would be like throwing them away. They're for closers.

View Quote They just like talking to salesmen.

View Quote They say that it was so hot in downtown today, grown men were walking up to cops on street corners begging them to shoot.