“Hey, you know who's got the killer bud? This ****er right here.” – Kelly, The Girl Next Door ... Movie Quotes Database

Hey, you know who's got the killer bud?

[hits Klitz]

This ****er right here.

[Kelly gives Klitz a Ziplock bag filled with Marijuana and suddenly the girls are interested in him]

You wanna be president? Lemme tell you the first rule of politics; Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze. You know what that means? It means you don't steal my girl unless you're ready to accept the consequences.

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