So it's not like a weird stalker thing. It's just a grand romantic gesture.

Yeah, that is amazing, mate. I mean, I admire your confidence. 5,000 miles to surprise a girl who you've only met once. I mean, that is the epitome of romance, mate.

Yeah, exactly. See, you get it.

Especially if she's the one who ghosted you.

I was... Wait, what? No, no, she didn't ghost me. She just doesn't have an international calling plan.

Oh, right. An international art curator, doesn't have an overseas calling plan. That's very unusual. [Stammers] Talking of romantic gestures, what's that you got in the back then, hey? Is it a little cactus, is it?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, this is a little inside joke between us. Little cactus.

I'm sure she'll split her sides laughing.