No pesticides, more nutrients. It just tastes better, you know. [Takes dollar bill] Out of 20. Sorry, guys. [Uses phone to find cashbox] Five, six, seven. Have a good one.
You know you're gonna need to buy stock in those trackers. You'd lose your butt if it wasn't attached to you.
Well, you lost your hair, and that was attached.
I walked into that one.
Hey, Cole. Are you okay? Yeah, heard you got dumped.
Tough break, man.
Edna.
I gossip when I'm bored.
For your information, it was mutual.
Mmm.
That's what everyone says after getting dumped.
That's true. Hmm. Maybe try being a little less needy, you know? Girls don't really like that.
I'm not needy. We just grew apart. [Sighs] And I really just don't wanna talk about it.
You wanna go get high? I got a edible in the truck.
No, thanks.
Okay. Well, watch my booth. I'm gonna go get high.
Enjoy.
...
Can I help you?
Uh, yes, thank you. I'm gonna get that one.
Begonia. Nice choice.
Is that what it is?
Yeah.
It is pretty.
Yeah. Don't let any pets eat the leaves. They can be slightly toxic.
Pretty and slightly toxic. What is it with me and roommates? Didn't realize you roomed with all of my exes. Mmm. How much watering does it need?
Uh, every other day or so. Begonias need a little bit of love.
Uh... [Sighs] I... [Stutters] I'm actually gone a lot for work.
Okay. Okay, got it. Um, less love. [Chuckles] Um, what about a snake plant? They only need watering every two weeks.
Sometimes I'm gone longer, like a month or two.
Okay. Mmm. Sorry, then why do you want a plant if you're never home?
I'm not never home. I just... How about if you find me something a little less needy?
Right. Um, why not just get a plastic plant?
That's sad.
Well, not as sad as killing a plant. And some of the new ones, they look totally real. No amount of neglect will kill them.
Neglect? You know what, I'm... I'm gonna get this one.
Yep.
Thank you.
Sorry, I... I can't sell you this plant. I can't sell it to you in good conscience.
Good conscience? What are you, the patron saint of plants?
I just don't feel comfortable selling a plant to someone that can be so indifferent towards a living thing.
Indifferent? Is this how you speak to all your customers? 'Cause if you do, I'm shocked that you sell anything at all.
No, as a matter of fact, this isn't even my stall. I just don't wanna be an accomplice...
You're refusing to sell me a plant that you don't even own?
That's right.
Hey, Cole. What's going on?
Hi. Are these your plants?
Yes.
Awesome. 'Cause Farmer Clown here won't sell me one.
Farmer Clown. That's funny.
The plant is $10, honey.
Edna, sh... All right, you know what? Hey, want a plant? [Grabs a mini cactus off shelf] Here. [Sets it on counter] Cactus. Requires the bare minimum love a human can give, so you'll totally kill it.
You should fire him.
She's just gonna...
Have a good one. RIP, little guy. Can you believe that?
No. I thought for sure you two were gonna exchange numbers.
What?
Yes. I thought, under all that stupid fighting, you were flirting.
Wait, we were flirting?!
Are you kidding me?! Are you high? [Chuckles] The sexual tension was off the charts!
Edna, watch my stall.
