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[the NYPD is hands full receiving calls about the paranormal attacks all over the city, but one call...]
NYPD Officer: What? Wait a minute.. [to colleague] Lieutenant, you better talk to this guy.
NYPD Lieutenant: I'm busy here!
NYPD Officer: It's the dock supervisor down at Pier 34.
NYPD Lieutenant: What's the problem?
NYPD Officer: He said the Titanic just arrived.
Pier 34 Supervisor: [sees the Titanic at the moorings discharging passengers; to colleague] Well, better late than never!


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