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[ EPA agent Walter Peck is visiting the Ghostbusters]
Peter Venkman: Can I help you?
Walter Peck" I'm Walter Peck, I'm with the Environmental Protection... [Venkman shakes hands with Peck and still has Ectoplasm on his hands] ...Agency, the third district.
Peter Venkman: [wipes the Ectoplasm on Peck's Suit] Great, how's it going down there?
Walter Peck: Are you Peter Venkman?
Peter Venkman: Yes, I'm... Dr. Venkman.
Walter Peck: Exactly what are you a doctor of, Mr. Venkman?
Peter Venkman: Well, I have a PhD in Parapsychology and Psychology.
Walter Peck: I see. And now, you catch ghosts.
Peter Venkman: Yeah, you can say that.
Walter Peck: And how many ghosts have you caught, Mr. Venkman?
Peter Venkman: I'm not at liberty to say.
Walter Peck: And where do you put these ghosts, once you catch them?
Peter Venkman: Into a storage facility.
Walter Peck: And would the storage facility be located on these premises?
Peter Venkman: Yes.
Walter Peck: And may I see this storage facility?
Peter Venkman: No.
Walter Peck: And why not, Mr. Venkman?
Peter Venkman: Because you did not use the magic word.
Walter Peck: What is the magic word, Mr. Venkman?
Peter Venkman: "Please."
Walter Peck: May I please see the [chuckles] storage facility, Mr. Venkman?
Peter Venkman: Why do you want to see the storage facility?
Walter Peck: Well, because I'm curious. I want to know more about what you do here. Frankly, there have been a lot of wild stories in the media and we want to assess for any possible environmental impact from your operation. For instance, the presence of noxious, possibly hazardous waste chemicals in your basement. Now you either show me what is down there, or I come back with a court order.
Peter Venkman: You go get a court order, and I'll sue your ass for wrongful prosecution.
Walter Peck: You can have it your way, Mr. Venkman.

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