[Chief Warrant Officer 4 Paul Brenner is undercover as First Sergeant Frank White on an unnnamed U.S. Army base, speaking with a pronounced Southern accent. He is dealing with a flat tire on the side of the road when a Humvee pulls over nearby.]
Out of gas?
Yeah. That's why I'm looking at a flat tire with a pair of pliers in my hand instead of a lug wrench... [trails off as he turns around, seeing Campbell is an officer]
Uh-oh, she's a captain.
Uh-oh, she's a captain.
This looks like the work of ten chimpanzees.
Well, you just missed the other nine. They got bored and went for a beer.
Well, I have a lug wrench. Can I try?
If you don't, I'll drag you over.
Get the spare.
Yes, ma'am. [watches Campbell change the tire, visibly impressed] Golly-dang. If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain, I might just have to marry you, Captain.
You'll have to take this in. Just a temp tire. Spare won't be good for more than 30 miles or so.
If a fella got courageous and wanted to send you - a thank you notion or a basket of fruit, where might one find you?
Psy Ops.
How's that?
Psychological Operations. I teach there.
What do you teach?
Mostly we **** with people's minds.