A character in Gallipoli (1981)

Archy quotes from Gallipoli (1981)

Mark Lee

Tied for most-quoted character in Gallipoli (1981): in 6 of its 14 quotes
Most scenes with: Frank Dunne (3)

Scenes with Archy

6 scenes
Jack

What are your legs?

Archy

Springs. Steel springs.

Jack

What are they going to do?

Archy

Hurl me down the track.

Jack

How fast can you run?

Archy

As fast as a leopard.

Jack

How fast are you going to run?

Archy

As fast as a leopard!

Jack

Then let's see you do it!

Archy

You of all people should be going.

Why me of all people?

Archy

'Cause you're an athlete.

[laughs]

What's that got to do with it?

Archy

I've got mates who'd be lucky to do the hundred in twelve and they're going to do their bit, so why shouldn't you?

Because it's not our bloody war.

Archy

What do you mean, not our war?

It's an English war. It's got nothing to do with us.

Archy

You know what you are? A bloody coward.

There's only one reason why I haven't knocked you down mate.

Archy

What?

'Cause I don't feel like carrying you to the next bloody water hole. Now shut up and don't open your yap about the war again!

Have another drink.

Archy

Whiskey doesn't make you look old.

Oh, doesn't it just? Have you seen my dad? I know he looks like a wreck, but he's really 35.

Archy

What are you going to join, the Infantry?

Not joining anything.

Archy

But you gotta be in it.

Don't have to if you don't want to.

Archy

You gotta be.

No I don't. It's a free country, or haven't you heard.

Archy

We don't stop them there, they could end up here.

Camel Driver

And they're welcome to it.

Camel Driver
[talking about the war]

How did it start?

Archy

Don't know exactly, but it was the German's fault.

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