Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024) quotes

View Quote Dementus: History Man? A Word Burger, please. Tears.
History Man: Human tears. The secretions of the lacrimal gland containing oils, salts, proteins, and stress hormones. The tears of joy and those of sorrow have different chemical compositions.
Dementus: Yes. Sorrow is more... piquant, zesty.

View Quote Dementus: I've been waiting. I've been waiting for someone like you, someone worthy of me. No honor, no rule of law to sort things out. Just two evil bastards out in the wasteland. You do this, you do this right... you become me.
Furiosa: I am nothing like you.
Dementus: You are me! Already dead! To feel alive, we seek sensation -- any sensation to wash away the cranky black sorrow! It leaves us for a moment, but then it comes back. And we have to do it all again. And we need more, and each time we need more until too much is never enough. We are the already-dead, Little D! You and me. The question is... do you have it in you to make it epic?

View Quote Dementus: If I may... If the shooter goes around the back, the shootee won't know the precise moment of the execution. Minor torture, but every little bit counts. Either way, that rat shot will turn my brain into a pink mist so fast, I won't even hear the sound of the gun.
Furiosa: I'll hear it. I'll hear it for the rest of my days.
Dementus: Of course you will.
Furiosa: Feel the kickback in my hand.
Dementus: Sure!
Furiosa: I'll remember your face as the slug worms its way into the soft matter of your brain, taking with it what you call your reason, and your memory. From which my mother will fortunately be absent.
Dementus: Brilliant. Then I'll be dead, and you'll be sorrowing your lovey-dovey and your mummy magnificent. You idiot. You can never balance the scales of their suffering!

View Quote Fang: They were right, the crazy brothers -- she is a mighty thing. Bigger, faster, stronger, further...

View Quote Furiosa: Fifteen years ago, there was a woman.
Dementus: Oh, so there's more to this!
Furiosa: Do you remember her?
Dementus: Do I get a clue?
[Furiosa punches him.]
Dementus: Right, okay, erm... Redhead. Even her pubes--
[Furiosa punches him again.]

View Quote Furiosa: The Bommyknocker! Do the Bommyknocker!
Young War Boy: Now?
Furiosa: NOW!

View Quote Immortan Joe: Is he your father?
Furiosa: No. He slaughtered my mother.
Dementus: True -- that is true. And I can tell you, it made this child tough. Tough enough to survive all sorrows when they come her way. I did that for her! I did that for her.

View Quote Immortan Joe: Let him come. Body search, no weapons. Whatever he wants, we'll listen. Then kill him on the spot.

View Quote Immortan Joe: [Referring to Furiosa] Who's that?
Dementus: That is my daughter, Little D. Little Dementus.
Immortan Joe: She looks nothing like you.
Dementus: Yes, well she has none of her perfections and none of my deficiencies.
Immortan Joe: Where's the mother?
Dementus: Magnificent woman. Fierce, intelligent. Taken so cruelly protecting this little one from marauders.
Immortan Joe: She looks pale.
Dementus: You look pale! She's perfect -- not like the genetic absurdities you have for sons.

View Quote Mary Jo Bassa: Whatever you have to do, however long it takes, promise me you'll find your way home. Plant this seed. Protect the Green Place. Give me this one gift. Promise. The stars be with you.

View Quote Scabrous Scrotus: I am Scrotus!
Rictus Erectus: I am Rictus! We are the sons of the Immortan Joe!
Scrotus: And now... we're going to kill you.

View Quote Scabrous Scrotus: Your way of thinking is how he rooks us. He's got you scared of his crazy!

View Quote Scrotus: We have three choices: The Coward's Choice -- Stay here and let Dementus mess with our minds. The Fool's Choice -- Go out and meet an invisible enemy on the road to the Bullet farm. Or the Warrior's Choice -- Go to Gas Town and crush him!
Immortan Joe: It is my choice: We make him think we're going to Gas Town.

View Quote Scrotus: What was that?
The History Man: That was the darkest of angels. The fifth Rider of the Apocalypse.

View Quote Smeg: Who are they?
Dementus: Someone competent and excessively resentful.
Smeg: What do you suppose they want?
Dementus: Me without my crew.