“When they say hardwood floors, what they really mean is hard, wood...” – Elizabeth Farmer, Funny Farm ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Funny Farm 1988

Elizabeth Farmer Madolyn Smith Osborne

When they say hardwood floors, what they really mean is hard, wood floors.

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