Newspaper Editor: Andy, all my life I've dreamed of packing up and leaving the city and the newspaper business behind.
Reporter: What stopped you, Jack?
Newspaper Editor: And moving to some quiet little town in the country and putting down on paper the novel I know I have inside me.
Reporter: That's not a novel, Jack, its heartburn.
Reporter: What stopped you, Jack?
Newspaper Editor: And moving to some quiet little town in the country and putting down on paper the novel I know I have inside me.
Reporter: That's not a novel, Jack, its heartburn.
Newspaper Editor : Andy, all my life I've dreamed of packing up and leaving the city and the newspaper business behind.
Reporter : What stopped you, Jack?
Newspaper Editor : And moving to some quiet little town in the country and putting down on paper the novel I know I have inside me.
Reporter : That's not a novel, Jack, its heartburn.
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