Hotel porter Just thinking about the lusts of men makes me want to heave. He spoke French, Spanish and German while in service. Richard Blaney You can inform Mrs. Blaney that one of her less successful exercises in matrimony has come to see her. Monica Barling And who shall I say is calling? Richard Blaney Mr. Blaney. Solicitor in Pub We were just talking about the tie murderer, Maisie. You'd better watch out. Maisie, Barmaid He rapes them first, doesn't he? Solicitor in Pub Yes, I believe he does. Doctor in Pub Well I suppose it's nice to know that every cloud has a silver lining.