Four Lions 2010 quotes

And there's this voice "Can I have 12 bottles of bleach please?"

What's that?

A woman's voice, for like dying her hair and that.

Oh yeah and her beard.

What?

You've got a **** beard Faisal.

I covered it.

Why did she have her hands over her face?

Because she's got a beard.

Omar

I thought you said you'd fixed it!

It's the car parts, they're Jewish!

Omar

What parts in a car are Jewish?

Spark plugs?

That's it, spark plugs! Jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic!

Might bomb a mosque.

Omar

Barry, we're not bombing a mosque.

You don't get it, do you Omar? We radicalize the moderates, the Ummah rises up, it all kicks off!

Omar

No, I do get it. I'll tell you what it's like. It's like getting into a fight with someone, and they're punching you in the face, right? Right? And so what you'd gon' do right, you punch yourself in the face!

Some of it's in there with him.

Omar

What?

I couldn't separate it.

Omar

So what is he lads? Is he a martyr or is he a **** jalfrezi?!

Waj

No more widdling in me gob?

Omar

Oh, it's just that bag is full of really fragile... boots.

Waj

Rubber dinghy rapids, bro. (repeated line)

Waj

This big enough for ya now, Barry? Am I blowing a dog in a ditch? Or am I Paki Rambo?!

Waj

Yeah ya **** up rabbits wi' no ears!