For Your Eyes Only 1981 quotes

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For Your Eyes Only (1981) poster
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James Bond Roger Moore

For Your Eyes Only quotes

Countess Lisl von Schlaf

Oops! Me nightie's slipping.

James Bond

So's your accent, Countess. Manchester?

Von Schlaf

Close. Liverpool.

Bond

That was a rather amusing conversation between you and the owner of this. What exactly did Columbo whisper to you at the restaurant?

Von Schlaf

That you were a spy, and to find out more about you.

Bond

And have you?

Von Schlaf

Have I ever.

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Tanner

You were supposed to question Gonzales, not let Miss Havelock perforate him!

James Bond

I quite agree, sir.

Frederick Gray

I'm afraid we have to inform the Prime Minister that Operation Undertow is dead in the water. Why... she'll have our guts for garters!

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Bibi Dahl
[at a hotel room, Bibi Dahl gets naked under the sheets]

That's a laugh. Everyone knows it builds up muscle tone.

James Bond

Well, how about you build up a little more muscle tone by putting on your clothes?

Dahl

Don't you like me?

Bond
[Wearily]

Why, I think you're wonderful, Bibi... But I don't think your uncle Aris would approve.

Dahl

Him? He thinks I'm still a virgin.

Bond

Yes, well...you get your clothes on and I'll buy you an ice cream.

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Blofeld
[Bond catches Blofeld's wheelchair on the skid of his helicopter and lifts him into the air]

Mr. Bond! Mr. Bond! We can do a deal! I'll buy you a delicatessen! In stainless steel! Please!

James Bond

All right, keep your hair on! [pats him mockingly on the head]

Blofeld

Put me down! PUT ME DOWN!

James Bond
[casually]

Oh, you want to get off? [drops Blofeld into a chimney]

Blofeld

MISTER BOOOOOOOOOOND!!! [voice trails off on the way down, and a crash is heard]

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James Bond
[Bond enters a confessional]

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.

Q
[in disguise as the priest]

That's putting it mildly, 007!

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Melina Havelock
[Bond, having completed his mission, is in no mood to speak with his superiors, but rather to go skinny dipping with Melina]

For your eyes only, darling.

Frederick Gray
[Melina and Bond's robes drop to the deck. At MI6 headquarters. Frederick Gray is communicating with Bond via his two-way wristwatch]

Good work Bond. Please stand by as we put you through to the Prime Minister.

The Prime Minister
[Bond hangs up wristwatch by the perch of Max the Parrot and goes swimming with Melina. Scene changes to 10 Downing Street] [over the phone]

Ah, Mr. Bond. I wanted to call you personally and to say how pleased we all are that your mission was a success. Thank you.

Max the Parrot

Thank you, thank you.

The Prime Minister

Don't thank me, Mr. Bond. Your courage and resourcefulness are a credit to the nation. Denis and I look forward to meeting you. Meanwhile, if there is anything I can do for you...

Max the Parrot

Give us a kiss, give us a kiss.

The Prime Minister

Well, really, Mr. Bond.

Tanner

I think we're having a little trouble with the line, madam.

Frederick Gray
[to Q]

You idiot. Get on to him.

Q

007. 007??

Frederick Gray
[Max knocks watch overboard]

Bond! Have you gone mad? What's going on? Bond. Bond! BOND!

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James Bond
[after kicking a car down a cliff]

He had no head for heights.

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James Bond
[To General Gogol, after throwing the ATAC console off a cliff rather than give it to him]

That's détente, comrade. You don't have it, I don't have it!

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James Bond
[while buying flowers after killing a motorcycle rider]

Just send them to the funeral, would you?

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