A character in For a Few Dollars More (1965)

Col. Mortimer quotes from For a Few Dollars More (1965)

Lee Van Cleef

Scenes with Col. Mortimer

7 scenes
Wild

Well well, if it isn't the smoker. Well... Remember me, amigo?

Col. Mortimer

M-Mm.

Wild

'Course you do. El Paso.

Col. Mortimer

It's a small world.

Wild

Yes, and very, very bad. Now come on, you light another match.

Col. Mortimer

I generally smoke just after I eat. Why don't you come back in about ten minutes?

Wild

Ten minutes you'll be smoking in hell. Get up!

Col. Mortimer
[discussing strategy to defeat Indio]

When two hunters go after the same prey, they usually end up shooting each other in the back. And we don't want to shoot each other in the back.

Manco
[amused]

And the Colonel dies...

Col. Mortimer

One from the outside one from the inside. There's no other way. One of us will have to join Indio's gang.

Manco

Why did you look at me when you said one of us?

Col. Mortimer

Because they don't know you. Wild sees me and the sun will catch on fire.

Manco

Tell me Colonel. How do you propose that I join up with Indio? Maybe bring him a bunch of roses.

Manco

Tell me, Colonel... Were you ever young?

Col. Mortimer

Yup. And just as reckless as you. Then one day, something happened. It made life very precious to me.

Manco

What's that? Or is the question indiscreet?

Col. Mortimer

No. The question isn't indiscreet. But the answer could be.

Manco
[Examining Mortimer's gun]

How can somebody in my business go around with a contraption like this?

Col. Mortimer

That contraption almost sent you to your grave.

Manco

You mind telling me how you got here?

Col. Mortimer

I just reasoned it out. I figured you'd tell Indio to do just exactly the opposite of what we agreed, and he's suspicious enough to figure out something else. Since El Paso was out of the question, well, here I am!

Col. Mortimer
[Indio and his gang have been dispatched]

My boy, you've become rich.

Manco

You mean we've become rich, old man.

Col. Mortimer

No, it's all yours. I think you deserve it.

Manco

What about our partnership?

Col. Mortimer
[smiles]

Maybe next time.

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