I'm up!
Weebo Phillip, it's 6:00. Are you awake?
Up and ready for a new day.
Weebo Oh, what a beautiful morning.
Oh, what a beautiful day. I can't find my socks.
Weebo They're in your shoes.
Where are my shoes?
Weebo They're on your feet.
Thank you.
Sara Phillip, please, be careful.
Don't worry. There's no chance that anything could go wrong!
I was just gonna, you know, grade my lunch, eat a few tests and hope for the best.
Martha George How do you hold in it?
Well, like everybody else, Ruthie. I just cross my legs real tight.
Martha George I was talking about your excitement.
Weebo Maybe you should just go without me.
Weebo Because I get car sick.
Oh, come on. You're not gonna blow chips.
Weebo No!
You don't have a stomach.
Weebo I have a queasy gyro.
Wilson Croft What happened between us, Phil?
Well, I just got tired of you stealing my ideas, Wilson.
Wilson Croft I won't deny that I hate you for your brilliance. I'm petty, corrupt. I probably would have gone mad trying to compete with you in pure thought. But, uh, I'm not an innovator like you, Phil. I'm an adapter. And to that end, I have profited from your ideas.
Why are you here?
Wilson Croft Well, to be honest, I'm here this weekend to steal your fiancée. And make her my wife.
Well, I think you'll be sadly disappointed.
Weebo I believe that a woman should love a man for what he is, not for what she wants him to be.
Chester Hoenicker All right. One more time, what happened?
Wesson He took a golf ball. He rubbed this cream on it and then the golf ball took and...
Wesson ...popped Smith in the head.
Smith Several times.
Chester Hoenicker Mm-hmm.
Wesson I got hit with a bowling ball.
Smith Repeatedly.
Chester Hoenicker Were you drinking?
Wesson No.
Smith Two beers at dinner. Wesson had a white wine.
Wesson With dinner.
Chester Hoenicker Right.
Wesson It's this stuff he's got, sir. It's... I don't know what it is. I don't know where it come from, but...
Wesson ...It will give you one heck of a headache.
Chester Hoenicker Oh... goodness.
This definitely has applications in the field of sports. Ho, ho, ho! Yes!
Hey, are you blind? They're doin' something illegal out there.
Coach, nowhere in the rule book does it say anything about jumpin' too high. Now sit down!
There's not a darn thing to be afraid of, pal. How can anything get in your window? It's closed, okay?
Chester Hoenicker You came to repay your loan?
Chester Hoenicker I know you didn't. I was just having a little fun.
I'm here to sell you the Flubber.
Chester Hoenicker You been to your house recently?
Chester Hoenicker Do I really need to buy it?
Flubber's a very quixotic substance. It's very difficult to handle. Have you tried to do anything with it?
Chester Hoenicker My man is working on it. It won't be a problem.
Well, I could make it a lot easier for you. If you give us a 30 day extension on the loan, I'll tell you everything I know... and make you a great deal of Flubber.
Chester Hoenicker I'll give you the 30 days, and after that you give me two years. Whatever you come up with over the next two years is mine.
Sara Reynolds That's not fair.
Chester Hoenicker Shop somewhere else, lady.
Sara. Sara. I'll do it.
Weebo--I've solved all our problems!
Weebo I'm all ears.
Flubber is going to the basketball game.
Ta-ta, my love.
Weebette Mom. Mom. Flubber's gone. [to Flubber] Get back here!
Weebette When we get to the hotel, I don't care what you say. I'm not sharing a room with him. Look at him. He's gross. He bounces all the time. He squeaks. He phase-shifts. I mean, he's a quasi-plasmoid. If it's hot in Hawaii, I hope he melts.
Weebo Um, Professor? Why the long face?
I think you know why.
Weebo Maybe a Sara issue?
Wish I understand human beings. Wish I understand women. Wish I understand emotions and passions. Wish I understand any of that. If I did, I woudn't have had to spend my entire life in a laboratory trying to figure out how the world works. I would've been out in the world trying to figure out why it works. [Weebo records Phillip Brainard on her display screen] I know I love her, Weebo. Every neuron in my limbic system is saturated with phenylethylamine. That triggers euphoria, elation exhilaration. Truth is, Weebo, I'm not absent-minded because I'm selfish, crazy or inconsiderate. I'm absent-minded because I'm in love with Sara.
Weebo Oh, Professor.
Chester Hoenicker Brainard had something to do with this.
Wesson I-It's the same stuff we saw the other night, over at his house.
Chester Hoenicker Right.
I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level.
If we were interested in making money, we wouldn't have become teachers.
