"I was on my gazebo, on the roof, making some repairs, and I was struck by lightning...and I've had migraine headaches and blurred vision ever since then but praise the Lord that was my lucky day because ever since then, I've had the healing power. Amen, God bless you. Thank you very much. Good night. Yes? What happened? Yes?
Fletch Lives
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Fletch Lives quotes
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Announcer
Lets welcome our guest healer Mr. Claude Henry Smoot
KKK Leader Folks ain't home. Cross won't burn. Hell, it ain't like it used to be.
Ben Dover Take your pants off.
I don't even know your name.
Ben Dover Bend over.
Ben? Nice to meet you, Victor Hugo.
Guess you'll be movin' in with me.
Thanks, Cal. Look at the bright side. You won't have to bother dusting anymore.
How do you do? I be Calculus Entropy, you be Mr. and Mrs. Fletcher?
I be Fletch, Geometry Fletch. She be Miss Trigonometry Ross.
Our families go back for hundreds of years - your great-grandparents owned my great-grandparents and that's how it all started.
You ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
Well I heard something about it, but I don't recall exactly. It didn't get too much publicity around these here parts.
I'll bet.
Should I be doing anything?
No, not really, um... as soon as you get that trunk upstairs and have finished your nap I guess you could fix that step and jump down, turn around and pick a bale of cotton. And while I'm gone see to it Miss Scarlet stays away from the Union army will you?
We just clipped a Piper Cub. Pilot's okay, I just saw him parachuting.
What did you say you name was?
Nostradamus.
Nostra Damus? I love the Fightin' Irish.
Doorman
Name?
Ah...Irwin M Fletcher. Irwin Mahatma Fletcher.
Doorman
Address?
7.
Betty Dilworth (disgusted)
No.
Okay, forget the burger, how about just the In N' Out?
It's a championship Laker watch.
Oh, are you a Laker?
I used to date one - only thing I have to remember him by.
What do you mean, toxic waste?
Frank Well, it's some special stuff. There's only eleven places in the country that makes this shit.
Where?... Frank, just give me the ones that aren't in New Jersey.
Frank Uh, there's only one.
What're you in for?
Ben Dover Moleseting a dead horse.
Well..I can't see what's so wrong with that.....did the horse object?