Crush the Turtle Oh, man. Hey, no hurling on the shell, dude, okay? Just waxed it. Crush the Turtle You, Mini-Man! Takin' on the jellies. You got serious thrill issues, dude. Crush the Turtle It's awesome, Jellyman. Little dudes are just eggs, we leave 'em on the beach to hatch, and then — koo-koo ka-choo! — they find their way back to the Big Ol' Blue.