Leibesh
Is there a proper blessing for the czar?
Rabbi
A blessing for the czar? Of course. May God bless and keep the czar... far away from us.
Tevye
As the good book says, when a poor man eats a chicken, one of them is sick.
Mendel
Where does the book say that?
Tevye
Well, it doesn't say that exactly, but somewhere there is something about a chicken.
