Motel You won't be sorry! You won't be sorry! Tevye I won't be sorry? I'm sorry already! Leibesh Rabbi, may I ask you a question? Rabbi Certainly, Leibesh. Leibesh Is there a proper blessing for the Tsar? Rabbi A blessing for the Tsar? Of course! May God bless and keep the Tsar... far away from us! Tevye You made many many poor people, I realize of course it's no shame to be poor, but it's no great honor either. Now what would be so terrible if I had a small fortune?