Hey, hey, hey!
It's Faaat Albert!
And I'm gonna sing a song for you.
And we're gonna show you a thing or two.
We'll have some fun now, me and all the gang.
Learning from each other, while we do our thing.
Singin': Na, na, na. Gonna have a good time.
Hey, hey, hey!
Na, na, na. Gonna have a good time.
Hey, hey, hey!
Na, na, na. Gonna have a good time. Hey, hey, hey!

(begins same as original theme song) :

Hey, hey, hey!
It's Faaat Albert!
(record scratches, begins new, hip-hop beat) :

Come on, big fella, it's time to share.
Bounce youre big belly up in the air.
Hey Yo!

I'm gonna sing a song for you.
And we're gonna show you a thing or two.
(Reggie: Aren't you the hip-hop fool) We'll have some fun know, me and all the gang.
Learning from each other, while we do our thang.

Hey Yo!
Big Al, he make you fell alright.
Shake your body at the party that we're having tonight.
Hey Yo!
I know you wanna dance with us.
Find a reason to jump around, move your stuff.
Hey Yo!
Ooh, ah, I like your style.
Come on with me let's just break it down.
Na, na, na, na,
Na, na, na, na,
We're gonna have a good time!

They call me Fat Albert, that's my name.
And solvin' problems is my game.
Now get jumping if you're feelin' what I'm sayin', no delayin'.
Hey, hey, hey, man!
I'm so happy, so glad.
I wanna hug myself,
Pinch myself,
Look at me, I love myself.
Since fat's where it's at I don't wanna get skinny.
For what? I like the bigger heart that's within me!

Hey Yo!
Big Al, he make you fell alright.
Shake your body at the party that we're having tonight.
Hey Yo!
I know you wanna dance with us.
Find a reason to jump around, move your stuff.
Hey Yo!
Ooh, ah, I like your style.
Come on with me let's just break it down.
Na, na, na, na,
Na, na, na, na,
We're gonna have a good time!

Hey, beba. (Hey, baby.)
I gobe by da name of Mush Mouth. (I go by the name of Mush Mouth.)
I don't know what I'm sayin'.
But I know one thing,
We making mell butta bubba. (Ya, bodies bounce.)
Ba, ba-ba, ba-ba-ba bow butta. (B-b-b-bounce, but, uh)
I so ba jang when I hold my thang. (So, I do my thang)
Oh, but that was just thingamathing. (But that was just shakin' my thang)
Na, na, na, na, na

Na, na, na, na, na
Hey Yo!
Big Al, he make you fell alright.
Shake your body at the party that we're having tonight.
Hey Yo!
I know you wanna dance with us.
Find a reason to jump around, move your stuff. Hey Yo!
Ooh, ah, I like your style.
Come on with me let's just break it down.
Na, na, na, na,
Na, na, na, na,
We're gonna have a good time!

(the Gang starts beatboxing)

Goin' to the park just to have some fun.
Waitin' on 2:30 just for our rerun.
We want to solve problems, just me and my gang.

(beatboxing pauses) (resumes)

Hey, you we doin' our thang!
We doin' our thang, we doin' our thang!

To the park! To the park!

Na, na, na
Gonna have a bad time.
Ha, ha, ha!
Na, na, na
Gonna have a bad time.
Ha, ha, ha!