The Old Man
You girls a bunch of nudists, or are you just short of clothes?
Played by Stuart Lancaster 
Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1965) · 21 quotes
Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1965) · 21 quotes
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1965): in 3 of its 21 quotes
Scenes with The Old Man
3 scenes
The Old Man
Women! They let 'em vote, smoke and drive – even put 'em in pants! And what happens? A Democrat for president! A bunch of smoke up your chimney! Russian Russian roulette on the highways! Can't even tell brother from sister, unless you meet 'em up close.
The Old Man
Honey, you - uh - what you eat seems to settle in the right places. But then you look to me like a girl with a big appetite for everything.
I try to think big!
