Johnny Storm Look, sorry Sue. I'm going back out into the real world.
Played by Chris Evans 
Fantastic Four (2005) · 98 quotes
Fantastic Four (2005) · 98 quotes
Most-quoted character in Fantastic Four (2005): in 39 of its 98 quotes
A line from Johnny StormStop treating me like a child, Sure. You're not mom.
More lines from Johnny Storm
38 quotes Johnny Storm Johnny Storm If you guys are jealous that's fine. I never would of have expected to be coming from you, though.
Victor
Maybe you should have stayed back in the lab. Field work never suited you.
He does the talking, I do the walking. Got it?
Victor
So take a walk, Ben...
Can't do it. I cannot do it.
External SRBs, orbital system engines. Its just like the shuttles you flew in -
No. I cannot take orders from the underwear model. That wingnut washed out of NASA for sneaking two Victoria Secret wannabes into a flight simulator.
Youthful high spirits.
They crashed it into a wall. A flight simulator.
When have I asked you to do something you absolutely said you couldn't –
Five times.
...I had it at four.
Well this makes five!
Doom
did you say goodbye to your brother Johnny? It's time to end this!
[Grimm, transformed back into the Thing, crashes through the roof]
No, Vic, IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
What's wrong with me?
Johnny I swear they've done everything humanly possible. The best plastic surgeons in the world, Ben. You had the best -
Johnny They said that's not such a good idea, the shock alone could –
I said give me the goddamn mirror!
Johnny (Ben finally sees his face, it looks completely normal) (beginning to laugh)
Unfortunately, the doctors just couldn't do anything to fix your face.
What do you mean you can't?! Look at me!
Sue, look at your hands!
Johnny (with his shirt off, being given a physical by Reed and Sue)
I think we have a serious problem.
(Sue turns invisible and starts to undress, then turns visible again)
Wow. You've been working out.
Shut up!
Johnny Wait. You mean we won't be able to turn on and off? That would save time.
You don't want walk around on fire for the rest of your life, do you?
Johnny Is that a trick question?
Grow up.
Johnny Come on! Am I the only guy who thinks this is cool?
Johnny, say you're sorry.
No, Ben.
THEN FLY!!!
(Ben punches through Reed's body to launch Johnny into the Burger King sign)
Wait a minute, guys. Ben, don't do this.
Johnny (Ben growls at Johnny)
Let's see if we can get blood from a stone.
Johnny?
Let's see. Bring it, Burnout.
Reporter
So what can you tell us about the outfit?
Johnny (on tv)
Not too much, but I will say that it's all weather and no leather. Kind of Armani meets Astronaut.
Oh, yes, he did. Flame-boy never listens.
What did he do to his uniform?
Reporter
(Reed looks down at his own uniform, to Johnny's uniform on the TV, which has the same insignia, and surreptitiously tries to cover his insignia with his jacket)
So what are your superhero names?
Johnny They call me the Human Torch. Ladies call me Torch.
Reporter
What about the rest of the team?
Johnny [points to a visual]
That's the Invisible Girl.
'Girl'..?
Reporter
That's easy to remember. And Reed Richards? I heard they call him Mr. Fantastic. And can he really stretch any part of his anatomy?
Johnny (Cheers from the female members of the public behind them)
Well, I've always found him to be a little limp.
Reporter
What is that? What is that thing?
Johnny That's it. The Thing. If you think that's bad, you should have seen him before.
Okay, now I'm gonna go kill him.
Victor
[Ben and Leonard walk into the lab where Victor is.]
Ben. Come in.
Victor
Where do you think? With Sue.
Victor
[Ben turns to Leonard.]
I'll take it from here, Leonard.
Leonard Yes, sir.
[As Leonard turns around and walks towards the elevator, Ben turns to Victor and walks up to him.]
What do you want, Vic?
Victor
To help you. The machine– is ready.
Victor
He also said we'd avoid that storm in space. But we all know how that turned out. He couldn't generate enough power for the machine to reach critical mass. Yet another mistake for Mr. Fantastic.
Victor
Yes. Tell me, do you want to be Ben Grimm again?
[Ben looks down at his hands, then closes his eyes. He opens his eyes and looks up at Victor. The doors of the machine open. Ben steps inside the machine. He turns around to see Victor before the doors close. Victor sets the machine to its highest level, then presses a button on the machine. The levels rise as Ben groans from inside the machine just before the equipment begins to power down. Walking over to the containment area of the machine, Victor opens it, revealing a miniture storm. As the storm swirled around, Victor reaches inside the containment unit and uses his powers to power up the machine, causing lightning to flow from inside the containment unit and into the machine. The machine's power levels rise higher and higher as Ben's screams fill the air. As the cosmic energy flowed through Victor and the machine, lights began to flash through the lab and the top of the building, causing the lights in the building to flicker. In Reed's bedroom, Reed is lying on a bed when he slowly opens his eyes and notices the lights flicker. Sue is looking through a medicine cabinet when she notices the lights flicker. In Times Square, Johnny sees lights flashing through the building and runs to it.]
Susan
We gotta get out of here.
Johnny I got an idea.
Susan
Don't even think about it.
Johnny Never do. (jumps off the building) FLAME ON!
Victor
Susan, let's not fight.
No. Let's.
About Fantastic Four (2005 film)[edit]
Johnny Storm Digital camera: $254. Memory stick: $59. The look on your hard-ass former CO's grill when he finds out he's your junior officer: priceless.
Johnny Storm (sarcastically)
Wow, Dr. Phil, that's deep. Let's think about that for a moment.
Johnny Storm Don't wander off now, boy.
Johnny Storm (Nurse; You're hot!)
Why thank you, so are you. And, I'm not afraid to cry.
Johnny Storm At what time do you get off work? (Nurse replies and he answers) Tell you what? You meet me at 4:01, it'll give you a minute to freshen up.
Johnny Storm (to Nurse, after giving her back her thermometer)
This is yours. (kisses her on the lips) That's mine.
Johnny Storm Nurses. (whispering as he exits the room)
Johnny Storm My future wife!
Johnny Storm Guys! Guys!? (is stared at for being naked only wearing a wrapped coat around his waist) I can explain.
Johnny Storm Look, look! (is snapping his fingers to ignite a flame akin to a zippo, repeats to turn off the flame ignited by the snapping) Now picture that. But everywhere! (cackles) Cool!
Johnny Storm You have been saying that for years.
Johnny Storm What? Like we won't be able to turn on and off? (chuckles)That would save time.
Johnny Storm Whoa! (after bursting out in flames while being examined by Sue and Richard)
Johnny Storm I can go hotter!
Johnny Storm Fun Filled! (laughing) You guys are cramping my style.
Johnny Storm Sweet! (referring to Sue and Richard's terms of Supernova) Got it. Supernova. Bad. (thumbs up)
Johnny Storm Something new? Got it.
Johnny Storm Whoa. That's dangerous. I'm okay. I'm fine.
Johnny Storm See? That's your problem Reed. You always think you never act.
Johnny Storm What if we got these powers for a reason? A higher calling?
Johnny Storm Is there any higher?
Johnny Storm You guys should accept it... or better yet enjoy it.
Johnny Storm Hey! Hey, look! (turns on The Thing action figure and it shouts, 'It's Clobberin' time!)
Johnny Storm The guys at the market gave me it.
Johnny Storm (after The Thing crushes the action figure)
Awww! That was the prototype!
Johnny Storm Look, Sue, I'm sorry. I can't stand this freak show. I gotta get back to the real world.
Johnny Storm Sue, stop. You're not mom. Don't talk to me like I'm a little boy, okay?
Johnny Storm If you guys are jealous, that's fine. I didn't expect it to come from you, though.
Johnny Storm Let's try something new. You live your life, I'll live mine. Sound good? Oh, and just for the record, they love me!
Johnny Storm Oh, no.
Johnny Storm (To The Thing)
: Where are your ears?
Johnny Storm Come on..! Come on! FLAME ON!
Johnny Storm You miss me?
Johnny Storm Whoa. Ladies. I need names and shots. Bartender!
Johnny Storm FLAME ON!
