Leroy Johnson I's young, I's single, and I loves to mingle! Shirley It's just not fair. I didn't wanna come here, anyway. This school sucks. You done me a favour, shithead. You saved me four ****in' years from this ass-lickin' school. You're lookin' at one happy lady. Who wants to go to a ****in' school to learn to dance, anyway? Doris I mean, if I don't have a personality of my own, so what? I'm an actress! I can put on as many personalities as I want! Montgomery To schizophrenia! Doris Abso-****-lutely!