George W. Bush quotes from Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)

Anybody gonna say "nice shot"?

There's an old saying in Tennessee. I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says: Fool me once... shame on...shame on you...if fooled, you can't get fooled again.

What an impressive crowd: the haves, and the have-mores. Some people call you the elite, I call you my base.

Sure a dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier.

After all, this is a guy who tried to kill my dad at one time.

He hates the fact, like Al Qaeda does, that we love freedom.

There are some who feel like that if they attack us that we may decide to leave prematurely. They don't understand what they are talking about if that's the case. Let me finish. There are some who feel like that the conditions are such that they can attack us there. My answer is bring them on.

They're not happy they're occupied. I wouldn't be happy if I were occupied either

We wage a war to save civilization itself. We did not seek it. But, we will fight it. And we will prevail.

It's amazing what can be done with telephones, faxes...

My fellow citizens... At this hour, American and coalition forces are in the early stages of military operations to disarm Iraq to free its people and to defend the world from grave danger. On my orders, coalition forces have begun striking selected targets of military importance to undermine Saddam Hussein's ability to wage war.

The first time I met him, he had some good advice for me.

It's Michael Moore!

Behave yourself, will ya? Go find real work!

Bush: [on the hunt for Osama bin Laden] I just don't spend that much time on it, to be honest.

'Don't spend that much time on it?' Just what kind of President was he?

I'm a war President!

What about these folks say, and locals here in Texas, that you're taking too long of a vacation?

They don't understand the definition of work, then. I'm getting a lot done. Secondly, You don't have to be in Washington to work. It's amazing what can happen with telephones and faxes.