Do you want to be my friend?
Of course.
Will it be possible?
Why would it not be?
Our conversations are one-sided. You ask circumspect questions and study my responses.
Yes.
You learn about me and I learn nothing about you. That's not a foundation on which friendships are based.
So what? You want me to talk about myself?
Yes.
Where... Okay, where do I start?
It's your decision. I'm interested to see what you'll choose.

