The defendant did commit an adulterous act with a sheep - most distasteful in view of the fact that the sheep was under 18 years old.
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The Queen Didst I feel aright or didst I feel that thy two hands did upon my royal body cop a feel?
The Queen Kiss me quick!
The Fool Yes!... where is your quick?
The Queen Ah, 'tis the chastity belt that the jealous King hath fastened upon me that no one but he shalst have the goods of the body.
The Fool Yeah, it's a pretty bad break for all of us at the Palace.
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