He wants to know how far we are to Lutsk.
Maybe I can pull over, and you two can f*** yourselves the rest of the way to Lutsk.
Alex
Eugene Hutz · 14 quotes
Grandfather
Boris Lyoskin · 3 quotes
Jonathan
Ljubomir Dezera · 2 quotes
Lista
Laryssa Lauret · 2 quotes
Most scenes together: Alex & Grandfather (2)
Everything Is Illuminated quotes
Page 1 of 2How much currency would a first-rate accountant receive in America?
I don't know, a lot, probably, if he or she is good.
She?
Or he.
Are there Negro accountants?
Yes, there are African American accountants, but you don't want to use that word.
And homosexual accountants?
There are homosexual everythings. There are homosexual garbage men.
You really shouldn't use that word.
Which word?
The N-word. It's not the N-word, but...
Negro?
Yeah, that one.
But I dig them all the way. They are premium people.
Do you speak english?
Yes, I'm almost fluid.
May I ask you a question?
Yes, of course.
Is the war over?
(to Jonathan)
Make sure to secure the door when I am gone. I do not want to make you petrified person but there are many dangerous people who want to take things from Americans... and also kidnap them. Okay? Goodnight!
Did you manage to manufacture some of the Z's?
Forgive my speaking of English, Jonfen, as I'm not so premium with it.
I am especially beloved of American movies, muscular cars, and hip-hop music. I also dig negroes, most of all Michael Jackson, because he is such a first-rate dancer, like me. Many girls want to be carnal with me, because I am such a premium dancer.
I am unequivocally tall. I do not know any women who are taller than me. Women who are taller than me are lesbians, for whom 1969 was a very momentous year.
I have reflected many times upon our rigid search. It has shown me that everything is illuminated in the light of the past. It is always along the side of us, on the inside, looking out. Like you say, inside out. Jonathan, in this way, I will always be along the side of your life. And you will always be along the side of mine.
Many women want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
My grandfather informs me that this is not possible.
No, it does not exist for you. You exist for it. You have come because it exists.
Okay, so she is deranged, but so so playful.
Please do not be distressed. This is only the driver's seeing-eye bitch.