Security Guard
No one is allowed in here.
Satan [smiles]
The scent of the young boys you seduce still clings to you. Remember who it is you truly serve.
[terrified, the guard lets him through]
Played by Van Quattro 
End of Days (1999) · 10 quotes
End of Days (1999) · 10 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in End of Days (1999): in 3 of its 10 quotes
Most scenes with: Jericho Cane (2)
Scenes with Satan
3 scenes Satan Satan [Satan and Jericho revisit Jericho's apartment on the aftermath of his wife and daughter being killed]
It wasn't your fault.
I wasn't there.
Satan No, you were just- You were out doing your job.
I wasn't **** there!
Satan Oh, look at you. Torn apart by guilt. You didn't do anything wrong. You were an honest cop. You didn't take money. You had to testify against them even after they threatened your family. Most people would never testify against those guys. They're not like you. You had to do the right thing. And where was God, hmm? He could've stopped it, but he didn't. He **** you, then He made you feel guilty. Me, I don't do guilt. I didn't do what happened here. He did. Now you just think about that, then you tell me who's really your friend. I can make it like it never happened. All for the price of a stranger's address.
Satan Now you're making me upset. You don't want to see me upset.
[enraged]
Oh, you want to **** with me? You think you know bad, huh? YOU’RE A **** CHIOR BOY COMPARED TO ME! A CHIOR BOY!!!
Satan You're in touch with your anger. I admire that. Well, I don't know about you, but I'm going to have a drink. You and I are so much alike.
We're nothing alike! Nothing!
Satan Look at yourself. Look at this. Look at what you are now. You walked away from the light, just like me. You want one?
You need to get out, now.
Satan Come on. You know what's in your heart. We're on the same side.
I'm not on your side, and I never will be.
Satan [scoffs]
You're on His side? He's the one who took away your family. Let me tell you something about Him. He is the biggest underachiever of all time. He just had a good publicist, that's all. Something good happens: "It's His will." Something bad happens: "He moves in mysterious ways." You take that- that overblown press kit they call the Bible. You look for the answer in there, what do they tell you? "Shit happens." Please. He treated you like garbage. You walked away. I'm not the bad guy.
What about the End of Days?
Satan Think of it as a new beginning. A change of management. And you'll be right there with me on the ground floor. It will be so cool. Tell me what you want. Tell me what you really want, and I'll give it to you.
I'll tell you what I want. I want you to go to hell.
Satan Well, you see, the problem is sometimes... [lifts Jericho by the throat with one hand] ...HELL COMES TO YOU!
No one move, or I'll kill the girl.
What are you doing?
Satan You're not gonna kill her.
You said it yourself. I have a dark heart.
Satan Then stand with me!
I'll tell you what. You let us both out of here and I'll stand wherever you want. [Satan moves] Step back, or I'll pull the trigger.
Satan I didn't want to kill you, but now you leave me no choice.
