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Gina Well, Sinead O'Rebellion. Shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior!
Debra God, that is so clever. You know, I swear you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets.
Gina And you get smarter the shorter your hair gets, so it's probably good you went with that.
A.J. Joe, I need to ask your advice. Now I know you know a lot about love and women and all that sort of thing...
Joe Oh, yeah, my wife left me for another woman and my girlfriend forced me to leave at gunpoint. Does this qualify me?
A.J. Oh yeah, definitely.
Joe How old are you?
Warren Old enough to kick your butt through your skull and splatter your brains on the wall.
Joe Yeah, he's a juvenile.
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