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Elves quotes

7 total quotes

Kirsten
Mike McGavin
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View Quote Dead Santa: [whispers] Santa said ORAL.
View Quote Kirsten's Mother: You look terrible.
Kirsten: Yeah, well, I had a rough day at work... Santa got murdered.
View Quote Kirsten's Mother: Your father's in the study.
Kirsten: What? No. Grandfather's in the study. Dad is dead.
Kirsten's Mother: Your grandfather is your grandfather AND your father!
View Quote Kirsten: [after catching her brother spying on her] I'm your ****ing sister.
Willy: Yeah, you've got ****ing big tits and I'm going to tell everybody I saw them.
View Quote Willy: Is everything all right?
Kirsten: No, Willy, Gramps is a Nazi.
View Quote I need to know the connection between the elves and the Nazis!
View Quote My cat is the only friend I have left.