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Dead Santa: [whispers] Santa said ORAL.
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Kirsten's Mother: You look terrible.
Kirsten: Yeah, well, I had a rough day at work... Santa got murdered.
Kirsten: Yeah, well, I had a rough day at work... Santa got murdered.
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Kirsten's Mother: Your father's in the study.
Kirsten: What? No. Grandfather's in the study. Dad is dead.
Kirsten's Mother: Your grandfather is your grandfather AND your father!
Kirsten: What? No. Grandfather's in the study. Dad is dead.
Kirsten's Mother: Your grandfather is your grandfather AND your father!
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Kirsten: [after catching her brother spying on her] I'm your ****ing sister.
Willy: Yeah, you've got ****ing big tits and I'm going to tell everybody I saw them.
Willy: Yeah, you've got ****ing big tits and I'm going to tell everybody I saw them.
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I need to know the connection between the elves and the Nazis!
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My cat is the only friend I have left.