Elephant (2003) quotes

View Quote Eric: So, how'd you do?
Alex: Did all right. What happened?
Eric: I shot the principal and some other people, and-
[Alex shoots Eric, killing him. Hearing some noise nearby, Alex goes to search the freezer. Inside, he finds Nathan and Carrie.]
Alex: [Smirking] Well, well, well. Look who it is!
Nathan: Dude, come on, don't do this.
Alex: [Aiming alternately at Nathan and Carrie, switching with each word] Eeny...
Carrie: Please!
Nathan: You stupid ****! What the hell are you doing?
Alex: ...meeny... miny...
Carrie: Please. Don't.
Alex: ...moe. Catch a tiger...
Nathan: This isn't something you wanna do.
Alex: ...by his toe.
Carrie: Please.
Alex: If he hollers...
Nathan: You're ****in' sick. Don't do this.
Alex: ...let him go. Eeny, meeny, miny... moe.

View Quote Girl in Cafeteria: What are you writing?
Alex: Oh, this? This is my plan.
Girl in Cafeteria: For what?
Alex: Oh, you'll see.

View Quote Eeny, meeny, miney, moe. Catch a tiger, by his toe. If he hollers, let him go. Eeny, meeny, miney... moe.

View Quote I shot the principal and some other people, and-

View Quote I've... never kissed anybody before. Have you?

View Quote So foul and fair a day I have not seen.

View Quote [Going over final preparations with Eric] We have enough explosives to last us almost a day. And most importantly, have fun, man!

View Quote [The bombs fail to go off] Dude, what the ****?

View Quote [To John, who asks what he and Eric are doing] Just get the **** out, don't come back. Some heavy shit's goin' down.

View Quote [When Mr. Luce asks him to put his gun down] I ain't puttin' shit down!