I wouldn't be in your shoes if the Sweet Lord Jesus come down and asked me himself.
An old **** and an old Jew woman takin' off down the road together... that is one sorry sight!
Driving Miss Daisy (1989) · 18 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Driving Miss Daisy (1989): in 5 of its 18 quotes
Most scenes with: Hoke Colburn (2), Daisy Werthan (2)
I wouldn't be in your shoes if the Sweet Lord Jesus come down and asked me himself.
An old **** and an old Jew woman takin' off down the road together... that is one sorry sight!
Now what do you suppose he's doin' here this early in the morning?
Dunno... can't be good, I promise you that!
How're you, Idella.
Livin'.
Where's that vacuum cleaner I brought over here?
In the closet.
I would if it didn't give me a shock every time I come near it!
It works for me!
Fine... you clean and I'll go down and run your office!
I'm goin' Miss Daisy.
I'm goin' too, Miss Daisy.
Good.
Well, I need you now, I have to be at the beauty parlor in half an hour... no, I most certainly did not know you have to call a minimum of three hours ahead! I don't know why you call yourselves a taxicab company if you can't provide taxicabs!
Why don't you call your son down at the mill? He'll send someone for you.
That won't be necessary... I'll just cancel the appointment and fix my own hair!
Sometimes I think you ain't got the sense God gave a lemon!