Most scenes together: Professor Van Helsing & Johnny Alucard (5), Johnny Alucard & Bob Tepper (3), Johnny Alucard & Inspector Murray (3)
Okay, so Johnny went too far.
Too far? It was revolting.
Well, Laura was smashed. You know what happened when she touches that stuff. She can't handle it.
Bob, she was not that smashed!
Okay, okay, so we'll go to the cavern tomorrow, usual time. Laura will be there. A bit drained, but she'll be there. And I'll have a few words to say to Johnny.
She is not the one. You have not learnt to obey. She is not the one!
But, Master, you promised me.
I promised you nothing!
Any chance of a cup of coffee and a cheese roll, sir. I'm starving!
Don't know if they're serving coffee and cheese rolls at Joe's party, but I'll see what I can do for you. Let's get over there and find what they are doing... before it's all over.
It's going to be a bit heavy going, sir, don't you think? Trying to interview a bunch of kids while there's a party going on?
Sergeant, I'll bet you a pound to a pince of shit... that there's a little piece of hash at that party... and if there is, I've got them. Means I can hold them. If I can hold them, I can talk to them, and I'll settle for that, for the moment.
Gaynor Keating Is this your place, Johnny?
Come in for a bite.
Van Helsing?
Her grandfather is Professor Lorrimer Van Helsing, London University. He helped us once.
Oh, yes, that extortion mob. Money by blackmail. Something to do with witchcraft. Some cult or other.
Yes, he's a specialist in that sort of thing.
Witchcraft. Occult. Churchyards. [plays with an executive toy]
I wish someone would tell me what all this is about.
Murder, Jessica. That's what all this is about. Ghastly, horrible, obscene murder!
Why don't we go in the front way?
That's full of geeks and newspaper men.
Don't look now, but Charley baby's gonna call the fuzz.
Oh, wow!
Is there anybody down there wishing to talk to anyone up here? Ooh, it's for you, Sapphire!
Gaynor Keating That gig went out with miniskirts, you schlep.
Okay, okay. But if we do get to summon up the big daddy with the horns and the tail, he gets to bring his own liquor, his own bird, and his own pot.
Well, I don't know.
Laura Bellows Oh, come on, Bob. You're not gonna chicken out now, are you?
No, I didn't say that.
Master, I did it, I summoned you!
It was my will.
Treatise on the Black Mass. What do you want with this?
Oh, just a quiet bit of mind blowing.
Jessica, this is not a subject to mess around with. These are scientific works.
You can buy that sort of stuff almost any shady bookshop in Soho. I think it's all kinky.
What's that?
Weird, man. Way out. I mean, spooks, hobgoblins, black magic. All that jazz.
There is an evil in the world. There are dark, awful things. Occasionally, we get a glimpse of them. But there are dark corners; horrors almost impossible to imagine... even in our worst nightmares. There is a Satan.
Of course. Otherwise we wouldn't need a police force, would we?
I have returned to destroy the house of Van Helsing forever, the old through the young. You and your line have been chosen.
You would play your brains against mine? Against me who has commanded nations?
