Double Jeopardy 1999 quotes

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Double Jeopardy quotes

Handsome Internet Expert

Hey, So after this is done, do you want to go get a drink or something?

Libby

Yeah, sure. I just have to check in with my parole officer.

Handsome Internet Expert

You were in jail?

Libby

No, prison. There is a difference.

Handsome Internet Expert

Why? Too many parking tickets?

Libby

No, I was convicted of murdering my husband.

Libby

You could've given her a second chance.

Travis

There are no second chances here! This is the Last Chance House!

Margaret

Ever hear of Double Jeopardy? Fifth Amendment to the constitution?

Libby

No.

Margaret

It says no person can be convicted of the same crime twice, the state says you already killed your husband, right? So, when you get out of here, you track him down, and you can kill him. You can walk up to him in Times Square, put a gun to his head and pull the **** trigger and there's nothing they can do about it! It kind of makes you feel all warm and tingly inside, don't it?

Margaret

So, you just repeat after me, "If I could trade places with my husband, I would."

Libby
[after making a sighing noise and very unenthusiastically]

If I could trade places with my husband, I would.

Evelyn

That's good. Now, throw in a lot of that born again Jesus stuff... they like that.

Nick

Well, aren't you going to do something?

Travis

What are you talking to me for? She's the one with the gun.

Travis Lehman

Damn it, woman. If you don't get out of this car and go to your kid, I'm going to have you arrested... for stupidity.

Libby Parsons

I could shoot you in the middle of Mardi Gras, and they can't touch me.

Libby Parsons

I don't want to kill you, Nick. I just want you to suffer.

Libby Parsons

I haven't felt this good since the day my husband died.

Bobby Long

I'm a lawyer, what we think isn't supposed to matter.

Travis Lehman

Oh, no you're not. You're a parole violator. You are coming back with me to Seattle... where I will demand a full pardon, a parade, and a little pink poodle. On a keychain.

Travis Lehman

Oh, yeah. She's very pretty, for a convicted murder. I just came here as a professional courtesy since she's in New Orleans and plans on killing one of your prominent citizens.