Beer and pussy. That's all I need.
Well we gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
Smurfette?
Mmm-hmm [gulps beer]. Not some like tight-ass Middlesex chick, y'know? Like this cute little blonde that'll get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
[Nods Agreement]
Hmm.
Smurfette doesn't ****.
That's bullshit. Smurfette ****s all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? It's because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Okay well you know what then, she ****s them while Vanity watches, okay?
Well what about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get into all the action.
Yeah. What he does: He films the gangbang, later on...he beats off to the tape.
[earnestly]
First of all: Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette - Gargamel did! She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gangbang scenario - Huh! I - it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual, th-they don't even have...reproductive organs under those little...white...pants. That's what's so illogical, y'know, about being a Smurf. Y'know what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
[sighs]
Dammit Donnie wh-why you gotta get so smart on us?
