German Shepherd: No! Don't fix me! DON'T fix me! I'll Never look at another female ever, I swear! Just don't take my manhood, man! Anything but my ma... Yo baby wassup you lookin' pretty sweet there sugar Young John Why do dogs sniff each other's butts? Prologue Dog Well, this is kinda our way of shaking hands. If you really wanna get a sense of who somebody really is, you gotta sniff their butt. Archer Son! Stop talking to the dog. She doesn't understand a word that you're saying. John Who's this? Rodney I'll give you a hint. I'm cute, I'm furry, and I make five hundred babies a year!