Christina Have you never seen a hamburger before?
No, I...I've seen one, I just have never eaten one.
W Will
Abnegation eat only plain food; plant-based diet with no sauce and a minimum of seasoning.
Christina [to Will]
Which textbook did you swallow?
W Will
[Al laughs]
Nice to meet you too. I'm Will. Erudite.
Christina Of course you are. [turns to Tris] No offense, but I'm surprised Abnegation even eats at all. Too selfish, right? No wonder you left.
W Will
You gotta be pretty self-confident to be friends with a Candor.
Christina What is that supposed to mean?
W Will
You have no filter. You say the first thing that comes into your head.
You mean, like, "you're an idiot"?
Christina [Tris, Christina, and Will laugh]
Nice one, Al. Well, at least we tell the truth.
W Will
Erudite can tell the truth because we have the facts.
I don't wanna hear about your old factions.
[Tris, Christina, Al, and Will turn to Four]
You're Dauntless now.
Were you a transfer too? Or Dauntless born?
[Four shakes his head in slight surprise]
Are you kidding?
What makes you think you can talk to me?
[Tris pauses]
It...it must be because you're so approachable.
[Tris carries on eating. Four stares at Tris for a moment before looking away.]
Careful.
Christina [Four takes a sip from his glass] [Tris turns to Christina]
You, my friend, have a death wish.
W Will
[muttering]
You know he was first in his class. They tried to recruit him for leadership twice, but he said no.
[Christina comes out from hiding behind a wall only to be cornered by Peter, who aims his dart gun at her.]
Tell me if this hurts.
[Peter turns to see Tris, who shoots him down with her dart gun.] [collapses in pain]
You bitch!
Christina [nonchalantly]
Asshole.
Christina [Christina shoots Peter in the leg with her gun and then Tris and Christina run off] [to Tris]
That was awesome! [laughs]
Christina My whole body was covered in these little insects. They were in my ears, in my throat, I couldn't breathe.
I heard about this guy, like two years ago, got so panicked he had a heart attack in his chair, he almost died.
Christina What?
W Will
Yeah, so we got that to look forward to, right? [chuckles]
Christina [Christina turns to Tris]
You didn't seem to have any problems at all.
Me? No, no. Oh, my God. It was awful.
Oh, come on. No one even came close to your time. You were amazing.
[who just arrives at the dorm turns to Al]
Yeah, what's amazing is how she's gonna knock you right out of Dauntless.
She's not gonna knock me out of Dauntless.
Look she's gone from being the worst to one of the best. Somebody's gotta take her place at the bottom. Who's it gonna be? [to Al] You.
Christina Do you ever stop talking?!
I just want to know how she does it. [turns to Tris] What's your trick?
Nobody gets through it that fast. Why don't you tell us how you do it?
[Tris doesn't respond and ignores him]
At least tell your friends. [walks off]
What's he talking about? Is there some way to make it easier?
[Christina, Will and Al look at her with suspicion] [hesitates]
No. I'm not...I'm not doing anything.
