I am Zao. You are late.
Mr. Van Bierk! I've been looking forward to this meeting.
James Bond
Me, too. [takes off his sunglasses] My African military friends owe you many thanks, Colonel Moon. Few men have the guts to trade conflict diamonds since the UN embargo.
I know all about the UN. I studied at Oxford and Harvard. Majored in Western hypocrisy. [Bond glances at Colonel Moon's collection of imported sportscars]
Bond
From your modest little collection of cars, I would never have guessed.
Show me the diamonds.
Bond
Show me the weapons. [Zao picks up his radio]
Bring the weapons. [The gate opens and several hovercraft enter the compound]
Bond
Hiding weapons in the Demilitarized Zone. That's a bit of a minefield out there.
America's cultural contribution. One million landmines, and my hovercrafts float right over them.
RPGs, flamethrowers, automatic weapons, and enough ammunition to run a small war. My diamonds? [Bond starts to hand the briefcase to Moon. Zao grabs it and hands it to Moon's diamond analyst]
Check it over, quick. [The analyst opens the briefcase and looks at the diamonds]
Bond
Don't blow it all at once.
Oh, I have special plans for this consignment. [Zao checks his cell phone and sees Bond's MI6 file on screen. He looks at Colonel Moon, who comes over]
His name is James Bond, a British assassin. [Colonel Moon thinks about this. A moment later, he turns around and takes off his cap]
Mr. Van Bierk, let me show you something. [He hops on the hovercraft and is handed an XM29 launcher] Our new tankbuster. Depleted uranium shells, naturally.
James Bond
Naturally.
How do you propose to kill me now, Mr. Bond? [Colonel Moon hops off the hovercraft] It's pathetic, that you British still believe you have the right to police the world. But, you will not live to see the day all Korea is ruled by the North.
Bond
Then you and I have something in common.
