Who are you?

I'm Andy Sachs, I just graduated from Northwestern University—

And what are you doing here?

Well, I think I could do a good job as your assistant, and, um... I came to New York to be a journalist, and I sent out letters everywhere, and I finally got a call from Elias Clark and met with Sherry up at Human Resources and- basically, it's this or Auto Universe.

So you don't read Runway.

No.

And before today you had never heard of me?

No.

And you have no style or sense of fashion.

Well, um, I think that depends on what you're …

No, no, that wasn't a question.