The Departed quotes

79 total quotes

Ellerby
Frank Costello
Multiple Characters

View Quote We're not here to solve the case of the missing s****bag, we're here to nail Costello.

View Quote In this archdiocese, God don't run the bingo.

View Quote Queenan: Congratulations on passing the detectives' exam, and welcome to the Special Investigation Unit.
Dignam: Whoop-de-****in'-do.

View Quote Madolyn: Here, this is my card.
Sullivan: Nah, I don't need that. I'm a detective. I'll find you.
[elevator door begins to close; Colin reaches out]
Sullivan: No, I'm just kidding, I need the card.

View Quote [Excitedly] Patriot Aaaact! Patriot Aaaact!

View Quote She fell funny!

View Quote Whoop-dee-****in'-doo

View Quote Don't laugh! This ain't reality TV!

View Quote [Brown is telling Billy why he signed up for the police]
Brown: So after I finish this course, I'll get a blowjob again!
Costigan: That's great. Your mom sounds like a really great person.
Brown: **** you.

View Quote Lazio: Do you have anyone in with Costello presently?
Dignam: Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe **** yourself.

View Quote One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy.

View Quote What's a lace curtain mother****er like you doing in the Staties?

View Quote You get your period yet, Carmen?

View Quote Hey asshole, he can't help you! I know what you are, okay? I know what you are and I know what you are not. I'm the best friend you have on the face of this earth, and I'm gonna help you understand something, you punk. You're no ****in' cop!

View Quote This is unbelivable.Who put the ****in' cameras in this place?