Alex
[Preparing Alex for his date, Emily approaches him with handfuls of creamy white hair product]
Wha-what are you doing?
Emily
We have to vamp your hair.
Alex
You have to WHAT my hair?
Abigail
[holding up a teen magazine]
Look at this, Alex. See these cute boys? They are superstars, and they either play vampires on the screen or rock the vampire hair.


