[after the regular den mother resigns]

Don't freak out. One of your mothers is gonna volunteer eventually.

My mom's a long-haul trucker. She's away a lot.

I have four brothers with self-control problems.

I-I didn't say it was gonna be easy. I just said it can be done, but... Well, you're probably gonna have to guilt them into it, so... let's see your sad-faces.

[the girls look sad and simper]

Those seem a little forced. Oh, no, no wait, wait... Everyone copy Rachel.

I wasn't doing it.