Mountain Man What the hell you think you're doin'?
Headin' down river. A little canoe trip, headin' for Aintry.
Mountain Man Aintry?
Sure, this river only runs one way, captain, haven't you heard?
Mountain Man You ain't never gonna get down to Ain-.
Well, why not?
Mountain Man 'Cause. This river don't go to Aintry. You done taken a wrong turn. See uh, this here river don't go nowhere near Aintry.
Where does it go, then?
Mountain Man Boy, you are a lost one, ain't ya?
Well, hell, I guess this river comes out somewhere, don't it? That's where we're goin'. Somewhere. Look, we don't want any trouble here.
If you gentlemen have a still near here, hell, that's fine with us.
Why sure. We'd never tell anybody where it is. You know somethin', you're right, we're lost. We don't know where in the hell we are.
A still?
Right, yeah. You're makin' some whiskey up here. We'll buy some from ya, we could use it, couldn't we?
Mountain Man Do you know what you're talkin' about?
We don't know what we're talkin' about, honestly we don't.
Mountain Man No, no. You said somethin' about makin' whiskey, right? Isn't that what you said?
We don't know what you're doin' and we don't care. That's none of our business.
Mountain Man That's right. It's none of your god-damned business, right.
We got quite a long journey ahead of us, gentlemen.
Hold it. You ain't goin' no damn wheres.
This is ridiculous.
Hold it, or I'll blow your guts out all over these woods.
Gentlemen, we can talk this thing over. What is it you require of us?
Mountain Man What we, uh, "re-quire" is that you get your god-damn asses up in them woods.
